Week 10 EOC: Lawyer Jokes

Q: How many lawyer jokes are there?
        A: Only three. The rest are true stories.

Q: How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
        A: His lips are moving.

The Truth About Lawyers. Retrieved on December 5, 2013 from http://www.swapmeetdave.com/Humor/Lawyer.htm

Q. What's the difference between a lawyer and a terrorist?
A. You can negotiate with a terrorist.

Lawyer Jokes II. Retrieved on December 5, 2013 from http://www.lotsofjokes.com/lawyer_jokes_2.asp

What's the difference between a good lawyer and a great lawyer?
A good lawyer knows the law. A great lawyer knows the judge.

Lawyer Jokes. Retrieved on December 5, 2013 from http://brainden.com/lawyer-jokes.htm